This image by no means intimates that I believe Lazy Gardens is an accountant.  But she does cook the books.I was sent via email a copy of a comment that Lazy Gardens put on Tracy, FRAUD INVESTIGATOR’S, site.  You would think Tracy would investigate the possibility of this fraud, but apparently not.  Here is the comment:

LazyGardens
Throwing more fuel on the fire … how would you like to take a $45,000 pay cut? Here’s some numbers from January 2006 versus January 2007, from Applause (lest you think I’m pulling numbers out of my nether regions).
These NSDs (nervous, sweating, desperate) were from the “ON TARGET” for inner circle listing, so they should be the very best that MK has. I deleted those who didn’t show up in both years.I subtracted the 2006 NSD income from the 2007 income to see what was happening. Negative means the 2007 income was smaller than in 2006.

Patricia Rodríguez-Turker . . . . -45,280.52
Jana Cox . . . . -39,477.18
Darlene Berggren . . . . -34,537.75
Lupita Ceballos . . . . -34,024.25
Gloria Castaño . . . . -27,868.51
Gloria Mayfield Banks . . . . -12,796.43
Cheryl Warfield . . . . -12,262.78
Julianne Nagle . . . . -12,134.76
Tammy Crayk . . . . -12,059.37
Barbara Sunden . . . . -8,630.79
Kerry Buskirk . . . . -5,996.14
Valerie Bagnol . . . . -4,836.26
Joyce Z. Grady . . . . -2,611.76
Joan Chadbourn . . . . -851.74
Joanne Holman . . . . 142.12
Margaret Winner . . . . 2,228.01
Nancy Bonner . . . . 2,645.14
Pat Danforth . . . . 3,176.56
Rosa Jackson . . . . 4,171.79
Mary Diem . . . . 4,746.60
Wanda Dalby . . . . 4,900.15
Jeanne Rowland . . . . 5,848.72
Dawn Dunn . . . . 6,353.08
SuzAnne Brothers . . . . 6,355.57
Ronnie D’Esposito Klein . . . . 7,421.02
Anita Mallory Garrett-Roe . . . . 8,630.19
Lisa Madson . . . . 8,807.53
Kathy Z. Rasmussen . . . . 9,133.80
Holly Zick . . . . 9,414.89
Shirley Oppenheimer . . . . 9,890.01
Johnnette Shealy . . . . 9,949.67
Judie McCoy . . . . 10,120.53
Debi Moore . . . . 10,543.16
Jackie Swank . . . . 10,781.60
Maureen Ledda . . . . 11,558.12
Sue Kirkpatrick . . . . 12,006.21
Linda Toupin . . . . 13,341.06
Karen Piro . . . . 13,377.29
Sherry Giancristoforo . . . . 13,620.61
Doris Jannke . . . . 14,456.29
Sonya LaVay . . . . 15,427.51
Elizabeth Fitzpatrick . . . . 15,705.69
Jo Anne Cunnington . . . . 16,742.33
Anita Tripp Brewton . . . . 17,775.60
Nan Stroud . . . . 18,714.88
Pam Gruber . . . . 19,072.23
Nancy Perry-Miles . . . . 20,390.50
Cindy Williams . . . . 20,592.62
Linda McBroom . . . . 21,010.99
Jan Harris . . . . 22,907.06
Rena Tarbet . . . . 24,199.28
Kay Elvrum . . . . 25,215.66
Gayle Gaston . . . . 25,730.10
Mary Cane . . . . 26,490.67
Diane Underwood . . . . 27,386.06
Kathy Helou . . . . 28,893.10
Stacy James . . . . 29,668.22
Ronda Burnside . . . . 29,947.59
Carol Anton . . . . 30,824.05
Christine Peterson . . . . 31,991.47
Scarlett Walker . . . . 35,697.91
Pamela Waldrop Shaw . . . . 38,044.56
Karlee Isenhart . . . . 47,077.89

I wondered where she got these numbers so I got out my Applause magazines from the months in question and looked them up.  Just comparing them by sight didn’t seem to confirm her numbers so I pulled up Excel and did my own spreadsheet.  If you are guessing that her numbers are wrong, you win the prize.  Here is my spreadsheet:

Name                2006                  2007          Diff                  LG #

Newberry          263,956.87        269,363.59     5406.72              

Sunden             205,697.41       201,177.50     -4,519.91    -8,630.79

Fortenberry         193,906.40    182,273.66      -11,632.74           

Gaston            177,751.07       167,172.82    -10,578.25     25,730.10

Peterson         172,335.84       152,630.74     -19,705.10     31,991.47

Anton             153,671.10        136,745.22     -16,925.88     30,824.05

Helou             130,627.96        124,252.36      -6,375.60       28,893.10

Piro               129,567.62         130,115.63        548.01       13,377.29

Harris            126,298.52         111,959.48     -14,339.04     22,907.06

Madson         122,073.71         120,461.46      -1,612.25       8,807.53

Stroud           121,935.66         114,002.86      -7,932.80      18,714.88

M.Banks       114,017.21         108,815.72      -5,201.49      -12,796.43

Tarbet           113,118.77         102,092.26     -11,026.51      24,199.28

Isenhart        109,733.58           86,888.88     -22,844.70      47,077.89

Holman        109,493.97         123,642.73        14,148.76        142.12

Burnside         98,691.77         82,174.15        -16,517.62      29,947.59

James            97,526.27          78,475.33      -19,050.94       29,668.22

Warfield          94,966.56         108,816.41     13,849.85       -12,262.78

Danforth          94,516.23          95,819.48       1,303.25          3,176.56

McBroom         92,160.73         86,229.47      -5,931.26        21,010.99

Payan             89,168.94          86,043.07       -3,125.87     

Giancristoforo  88,130.48          77,689.32     -10,441.16        13,620.61

Shealy            85,201.55         79,821.82        -5,379.73         9,949.67

Rasmussen     84,698.12         79,448.73        -5,249.39         9,133.80

Ceballos          84,251.01         95,971.93       11,720.92        -34,024.25

Nagle               84,075.80         92,156.19        8,080.39        -12,134.76

Zick                83,548.73          82,614.26         -934.47           9,414.89

Enriquez         81,659.15          87,622.95        5,963.80    

Kirkpatrick       78,995.59        74,371.62         -4,623.97        12,006.21

Shaw               77,379.30        64,543.17       -12,836.13        38,044.56

Moore             75,423.62        68,218.29          -7,205.33       10,543.16

Chadbourn       75,224.35        77,634.60         2,410.25          -851.74

Janike              74,871.71        66,601.22         -8,270.49       14,456.29

Williams          73,680.31         74,179.19          498.88          20,592.62

Diem                72,846.06        70,990.37        -1,855.69          4,746.60

Toupin              71,409.12        60,487.48       -10,921.64       13,341.06

Oppenheimer  71,284.86           64,762.86        -6,522.00         9,890.01

Berggren         70,277.18          76,694.22        6,417.04        -34,537.75

Brothers          68,860.05          62,516.14       -6,343.91          6,355.57

McCoy             68,736.20         65,670.38       -3,065.82        10,120.53

Perry Miles     67,605.27           56,936.40     -10,668.87         20,390.50

Garrett-Roe     66,991.28           60,934.13      -6,057.15          8,630.19

Swank            66,981.21           62,898.37       -4,082.84        10,781.60

Rowland        66,750.22           66,523.67          -226.55           5,848.72

Buskirk          65,959.58           66,604.64          645.06          -5,996.14

Gruber            65,872.64          61,355.74        -4,516.90        19,072.23

Brock              65,786.87         55,339.25       -10,447.62  

LaVay            65,222.89           57,048.20        -8,174.69       15,427.51

Floberg           64,952.57          72,699.66         7,747.09              

Reiters           64,620.17           59,067.86       -5,552.31         4,171.79

Jackson         64,566.24           65,538.55         972.31              

Dalby            63,865.70            58,039.61       -5,826.09         4,900.15

Underwood      63,651.88          54,844.81        -8,807.07        27,386.06

D’Esposito     59,152.16           57,749.11        -1,403.05         7,421.02

Bonner           57,957.21          54,702.05        -3,255.16         2,645.14

Sibert             56,830.37           50,139.83        -6,690.54             

Crayk            56,403.20           62,362.12          5,958.92      -12,059.37

Rodriguez-Turker   52,159.27     72,630.25       20,470.98       -45,280.52

Grady            50,365.31           54,635.09          4,269.78        -2,611.76

Newton          50,309.45           60,826.91        10,517.46             Totals                                                      -215,749.06       -417.094.44

Others included in LG’s numbers are listed below.  These ladies are not listed in the On Target Diamond list for either year.  Where LG got these numbers (and names) from is anyone’s guess.  Perhaps from her nether regions?

Jana Cox . . . -39,477.18                    

Valerie Bagnol . . . . -4,836.26              

Margaret Winner . . . . 2,228.01            

Gloria Castaño . . . . -27,868.51           .

Dawn Dunn . . . . 6,353.08                    

Maureen Ledda . . . . 11,558.12             Elizabeth Fitzpatrick . . . . 15,705.69     Jo Anne Cunnington . . . . 16,742.33 Anita Tripp Brewton . . . . 17,775.60      

Kay Elvrum . . . . 25,215.66                  

Scarlett Walker . . . . 35,697.91            

Mary Cane . . . . 26,490.67

Where did Lazy Gardens get her numbers?  Don’t know.  Why did she leave off several NSDs (including Ann Newberry and Pat Fortenberry) but put in others that were not shown either year?  I don’t know. Where did Lazy Gardens get any numbers at all?  She has never been a consultant.  And please notice that P. Rodriguez-Turker did not take a $45,000 pay cut, but in fact is $20,000 ahead of where she was last year.I haven’t visited PT’s site to see what the responses were to Lazy Garden’s book cooking, but I can only imagine they are all discussing it like it was the gospel.

So many factors come into play with trying to compare numbers like this.  NSDs retire, or there are new NSDs to debut from existing areas and the numbers will reflect that.  But at the very base, you can see that Lazy Gardens predicts that twice as much money was “not made” as the real numbers show.  Does my chart show that sales are down?  No.  My chart shows that money was distributed elsewhere from 2006.  Like LG says she did (but who knows what she really did), I did not list NSDs that were not reflected on both years.  That would allow for the negative number in my total.